Completed
Bracket
30 games
Mucho United
over
unintelligible
2-0
unintelligible
over
We like turtles
5-2
Condom Aunts
over
Groot Juice
5-0
Oprahzilla
over
Condom Aunts
4-3
ITF Fast Force
over
Condom Aunts
4-1
Mucho United
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
5-2
unintelligible
over
Purple Drank
2-1
Purple Drank
over
Dead Polo Society
5-0
Purple Drank
over
Everything Is Awesome
2-1
Dead Polo Society
over
Wookie Threesome
4-3
East Memphis Three
over
Purple Drank
2-1
Hashtag Satan
over
Fort D-Hole
4-1
Mucho United
over
East Memphis Three
4-1
Everything Is Awesome
over
Give us beer
2-1
Everything Is Awesome
over
We like turtles
2-1
Give us beer
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
5-0
Purple Drank
over
East Memphis Three
4-3
Purple Drank
over
ITF Fast Force
3-1
Purple Drank
over
Hashtag Satan
5-2
Mucho United
over
ITF Fast Force
4-3
Everything Is Awesome
over
Dead Polo Society
5-0
Give us beer
over
Oprahzilla
3-2
Everything Is Awesome
over
Fort D-Hole
5-0
We like turtles
over
Hashtag Satan
3-2
unintelligible
over
Oprahzilla
5-0
Mucho United
over
unintelligible
5-4
We like turtles
over
Everything Is Awesome
5-1
unintelligible
over
Groot Juice
4-0
East Memphis Three
over
Wookie Threesome
5-0
ITF Fast Force
over
Give us beer
5-3
Swiss
40 games
Round 5
Mucho United
over
Purple Drank
5-2
East Memphis Three
over
Oprahzilla
3-0
Give us beer
over
Fort D-Hole
5-2
Condom Aunts
over
Hashtag Satan
4-2
Dead Polo Society
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
4-2
Everything Is Awesome
over
ITF Fast Force
5-1
unintelligible
over
We like turtles
4-3
Wookie Threesome
over
Groot Juice
5-2
Round 4
Hashtag Satan
over
Wookie Threesome
5-1
Fort D-Hole
over
Dead Polo Society
2-1
Everything Is Awesome
over
Give us beer
2-1
Groot Juice
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
3-1
Mucho United
over
ITF Fast Force
5-0
We like turtles
over
Oprahzilla
5-2
unintelligible
over
Condom Aunts
5-4
Purple Drank
over
East Memphis Three
5-2
Round 3
Oprahzilla
over
Wookie Threesome
5-1
Purple Drank
over
Everything Is Awesome
5-0
Dead Polo Society
over
Groot Juice
3-2
Fort D-Hole
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
3-1
We like turtles
over
Hashtag Satan
5-2
East Memphis Three
over
Give us beer
4-1
ITF Fast Force
over
Condom Aunts
4-2
Mucho United
over
unintelligible
5-3
Round 2
East Memphis Three
over
Fort D-Hole
5-0
unintelligible
over
Purple Drank
5-4
Hashtag Satan
over
Groot Juice
5-1
We like turtles
over
Dead Polo Society
4-0
Condom Aunts
over
Wookie Threesome
2-1
Everything Is Awesome
tied
Mucho United
2-2
Oprahzilla
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
5-0
ITF Fast Force
over
Give us beer
3-2
Round 1
Everything Is Awesome
over
Hashtag Satan
4-1
ITF Fast Force
over
Dead Polo Society
3-0
Mucho United
over
We like turtles
5-1
unintelligible
over
East Memphis Three
3-2
Purple Drank
over
Fort D-Hole
5-0
Wookie Threesome
over
The Lone Ranger(s)
5-1
Give us beer
over
Groot Juice
5-1
Condom Aunts
over
Oprahzilla
3-1
Condom Aunts
4/4/0
+3
Dylan DAL, Lindsey, Adylle HOU
Roster
Dylan Holt DAL
Lindsey Hartgrove HOU
Adylle HOU
Swiss
vs Oprahzilla
3-1 Win
vs Wookie Threesome
2-1 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
2-4 Loss
vs unintelligible
4-5 Loss
vs Hashtag Satan
4-2 Win
Bracket
vs Oprahzilla
· Winners Bracket Round 1
3-4 Loss
vs ITF Fast Force
· Losers Bracket Round 2
1-4 Loss
vs Groot Juice
· Losers Bracket Round 1
5-0 Win
Dead Polo Society
3/5/0
-14
Tommy B, Jeff B FTW, wade JAC
Roster
Tommy Brown FTW
wade Thompson JAC
Jeff Boswell FTW
Swiss
vs ITF Fast Force
0-3 Loss
vs We like turtles
0-4 Loss
vs Groot Juice
3-2 Win
vs Fort D-Hole
1-2 Loss
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
4-2 Win
Bracket
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Losers Bracket Round 2
0-5 Loss
vs Wookie Threesome
· Losers Bracket Round 1
4-3 Win
vs Purple Drank
· Winners Bracket Round 1
0-5 Loss
East Memphis Three
5/4/0
+9
ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM
Roster
ig_notestine MEM
Justin Nuñez MEM
Jason Smith MEM
Swiss
vs unintelligible
2-3 Loss
vs Fort D-Hole
5-0 Win
vs Give us beer
4-1 Win
vs Purple Drank
2-5 Loss
vs Oprahzilla
3-0 Win
Bracket
vs Purple Drank
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
2-1 Win
vs Purple Drank
· Losers Bracket Semifinal
3-4 Loss
vs Mucho United
· Winners Bracket Semifinal
1-4 Loss
vs Wookie Threesome
· Winners Bracket Round 1
5-0 Win
Everything Is Awesome
7/3/1
+10
Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB
Roster
John Nielsen MOB
Greg Valentine ATX
Kayla Story MAD
Swiss
vs Hashtag Satan
4-1 Win
vs Mucho United
2-2 Tie
vs Purple Drank
0-5 Loss
vs Give us beer
2-1 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
5-1 Win
Bracket
vs Dead Polo Society
· Losers Bracket Round 2
5-0 Win
vs Purple Drank
· Losers Bracket Final
1-2 Loss
vs Give us beer
· Losers Bracket Quarterfinal
2-1 Win
vs We like turtles
· Losers Bracket Semifinal
2-1 Win
vs We like turtles
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
1-5 Loss
vs Fort D-Hole
· Winners Bracket Round 1
5-0 Win
Fort D-Hole
2/5/0
-18
Matt, Jason S, Pete FTW
Roster
Matt Sauls FTW
Jason Short FTW
Pete Mitchell FTW
Swiss
vs Purple Drank
0-5 Loss
vs East Memphis Three
0-5 Loss
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
3-1 Win
vs Dead Polo Society
2-1 Win
vs Give us beer
2-5 Loss
Bracket
vs Hashtag Satan
· Losers Bracket Round 1
1-4 Loss
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Winners Bracket Round 1
0-5 Loss
Give us beer
4/5/0
+5
Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC
Roster
Alvin Alderete SAT
Johnny Stovall ATX
Chris Gonzalez SMC
Swiss
vs Groot Juice
5-1 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
2-3 Loss
vs East Memphis Three
1-4 Loss
vs Everything Is Awesome
1-2 Loss
vs Fort D-Hole
5-2 Win
Bracket
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Losers Bracket Quarterfinal
1-2 Loss
vs ITF Fast Force
· Winners Bracket Round 1
3-5 Loss
vs Oprahzilla
· Losers Bracket Round 2
3-2 Win
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
· Losers Bracket Round 1
5-0 Win
Groot Juice
1/6/0
-19
Adam G FTW, Shane, Michelle HOU
Roster
Shane Ware HOU
Michelle Toledo HOU
Adam Gonzales FTW
Swiss
vs Give us beer
1-5 Loss
vs Hashtag Satan
1-5 Loss
vs Dead Polo Society
2-3 Loss
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
3-1 Win
vs Wookie Threesome
2-5 Loss
Bracket
vs Condom Aunts
· Losers Bracket Round 1
0-5 Loss
vs unintelligible
· Winners Bracket Round 1
0-4 Loss
Hashtag Satan
3/5/0
-1
Drew DNT, Morley, KevinKingBeahan SMC
Roster
Morley SMC
KevinKingBeahan SMC
Drew Gaines DNT
Swiss
vs Everything Is Awesome
1-4 Loss
vs Groot Juice
5-1 Win
vs We like turtles
2-5 Loss
vs Wookie Threesome
5-1 Win
vs Condom Aunts
2-4 Loss
Bracket
vs Fort D-Hole
· Losers Bracket Round 1
4-1 Win
vs Purple Drank
· Losers Bracket Round 2
2-5 Loss
vs We like turtles
· Winners Bracket Round 1
2-3 Loss
ITF Fast Force
5/4/0
-1
DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT
Roster
Ryan Jaworski DNT
David Beck SAT
DaMiri Young DAL
Swiss
vs Dead Polo Society
3-0 Win
vs Give us beer
3-2 Win
vs Condom Aunts
4-2 Win
vs Mucho United
0-5 Loss
vs Everything Is Awesome
1-5 Loss
Bracket
vs Give us beer
· Winners Bracket Round 1
5-3 Win
vs Purple Drank
· Losers Bracket Quarterfinal
1-3 Loss
vs Condom Aunts
· Losers Bracket Round 2
4-1 Win
vs Mucho United
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
3-4 Loss
Mucho United
9/0/1
+24
David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU
Roster
Diego Ayala HOU
Miguel h HOU
David Torres DAL
Swiss
vs We like turtles
5-1 Win
vs Everything Is Awesome
2-2 Tie
vs unintelligible
5-3 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
5-0 Win
vs Purple Drank
5-2 Win
Bracket
vs unintelligible
· Tournament Final
5-4 Win
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
· Winners Bracket Round 1
5-2 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
4-3 Win
vs unintelligible
· Winners Bracket Final
2-0 Win
vs East Memphis Three
· Winners Bracket Semifinal
4-1 Win
Oprahzilla
3/5/0
-4
Micah DAL, Katie DNT, Tommy S FTW
Roster
Katie Corson DNT
Tommy Sutra FTW
Micah Horton DAL
Swiss
vs Condom Aunts
1-3 Loss
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
5-0 Win
vs Wookie Threesome
5-1 Win
vs We like turtles
2-5 Loss
vs East Memphis Three
0-3 Loss
Bracket
vs Condom Aunts
· Winners Bracket Round 1
4-3 Win
vs unintelligible
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
0-5 Loss
vs Give us beer
· Losers Bracket Round 2
2-3 Loss
Purple Drank
8/4/0
+19
Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX
Roster
Andrew Rodenburgh ATX
Robert Kreuzburg ATX
Clarity ATX
Swiss
vs Fort D-Hole
5-0 Win
vs unintelligible
4-5 Loss
vs Everything Is Awesome
5-0 Win
vs East Memphis Three
5-2 Win
vs Mucho United
2-5 Loss
Bracket
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Losers Bracket Final
2-1 Win
vs East Memphis Three
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
1-2 Loss
vs East Memphis Three
· Losers Bracket Semifinal
4-3 Win
vs ITF Fast Force
· Losers Bracket Quarterfinal
3-1 Win
vs Hashtag Satan
· Losers Bracket Round 2
5-2 Win
vs unintelligible
· Tournament Final Play-in
1-2 Loss
vs Dead Polo Society
· Winners Bracket Round 1
5-0 Win
The Lone Ranger(s)
0/7/0
-23
Sergio DAL, Lizzy, Juan DNT
Roster
Lizzy Presland DNT
Sergio DAL
Juan Enriquez DNT
Swiss
vs Wookie Threesome
1-5 Loss
vs Oprahzilla
0-5 Loss
vs Fort D-Hole
1-3 Loss
vs Groot Juice
1-3 Loss
vs Dead Polo Society
2-4 Loss
Bracket
vs Mucho United
· Winners Bracket Round 1
2-5 Loss
vs Give us beer
· Losers Bracket Round 1
0-5 Loss
unintelligible
8/3/0
+12
Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX
Roster
Bobbi Rogers ATX
Zach Hollandsworth ATX
Joseph Standley ATX
Swiss
vs East Memphis Three
3-2 Win
vs Purple Drank
5-4 Win
vs Mucho United
3-5 Loss
vs Condom Aunts
5-4 Win
vs We like turtles
4-3 Win
Bracket
vs Mucho United
· Tournament Final
4-5 Loss
vs Oprahzilla
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
5-0 Win
vs Mucho United
· Winners Bracket Final
0-2 Loss
vs Purple Drank
· Tournament Final Play-in
2-1 Win
vs We like turtles
· Winners Bracket Semifinal
5-2 Win
vs Groot Juice
· Winners Bracket Round 1
4-0 Win
We like turtles
5/4/0
+6
Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU
Roster
Clint Loftin HOU
Jeff Schiller HOU
Omar Ochoa HOU
Swiss
vs Mucho United
1-5 Loss
vs Dead Polo Society
4-0 Win
vs Hashtag Satan
5-2 Win
vs Oprahzilla
5-2 Win
vs unintelligible
3-4 Loss
Bracket
vs Hashtag Satan
· Winners Bracket Round 1
3-2 Win
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Losers Bracket Semifinal
1-2 Loss
vs unintelligible
· Winners Bracket Semifinal
2-5 Loss
vs Everything Is Awesome
· Winners Bracket Quarterfinal
5-1 Win
Wookie Threesome
2/5/0
-8
Curry, Brandon DNT, Adam N HOU
Roster
Curry Searle DNT
Brandon Babbitt DNT
Adam Neese HOU
Swiss
vs The Lone Ranger(s)
5-1 Win
vs Condom Aunts
1-2 Loss
vs Oprahzilla
1-5 Loss
vs Hashtag Satan
1-5 Loss
vs Groot Juice
5-2 Win
Bracket
vs Dead Polo Society
· Losers Bracket Round 1
3-4 Loss
vs East Memphis Three
· Winners Bracket Round 1
0-5 Loss
Final Standings
W
L
GF
GA
GD
1st
Mucho United
David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU
5
0
20
10
+10
2nd
unintelligible
Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX
4
2
20
10
+10
3rd
Purple Drank
Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX
5
2
21
11
+10
4th
Everything Is Awesome
Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB
4
2
16
9
+7
5th
East Memphis Three
ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM
2
2
11
9
+2
5th
We like turtles
Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU
2
2
11
10
+1
7th
Give us beer
Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC
2
2
12
9
+3
7th
ITF Fast Force
DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT
2
2
13
11
+2
9th
Condom Aunts
Dylan DAL, Lindsey, Adylle HOU
1
2
9
8
+1
9th
Hashtag Satan
Drew DNT, Morley, KevinKingBeahan SMC
1
2
8
9
-1
9th
Oprahzilla
Micah DAL, Katie DNT, Tommy S FTW
1
2
6
11
-5
9th
Dead Polo Society
Tommy B, Jeff B FTW, wade JAC
1
2
4
13
-9
13th
Wookie Threesome
Curry, Brandon DNT, Adam N HOU
0
2
3
9
-6
13th
The Lone Ranger(s)
Sergio DAL, Lizzy, Juan DNT
0
2
2
10
-8
13th
Fort D-Hole
Matt, Jason S, Pete FTW
0
2
1
9
-8
13th
Groot Juice
Adam G FTW, Shane, Michelle HOU
0
2
0
9
-9
Hell on the Hardcourt IV
Winners Bracket Final
#1 Mucho United
(David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU)
2
#2 unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
0
Winners Semifinal
#2 unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
5
#3 We like turtles
(Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU)
2
#7 Condom Aunts
(Dylan DAL, Lindsey, Adylle HOU)
3
#10 Oprahzilla
(Micah DAL, Katie DNT, Tommy S FTW)
4
#1 Mucho United
(David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU)
5
#16 The Lone Ranger(s)
(Sergio DAL, Lizzy, Juan DNT)
2
#4 Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
5
#13 Dead Polo Society
(Tommy B, Jeff B FTW, wade JAC)
0
Winners Quarterfinal
#4 Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
1
#5 East Memphis Three
(ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM)
2
Winners Semifinal
#1 Mucho United
(David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU)
4
#4 East Memphis Three
(ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM)
1
Winners Quarterfinal
#1 Mucho United
(David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU)
4
#8 ITF Fast Force
(DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT)
3
#3 Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
5
#14 Fort D-Hole
(Matt, Jason S, Pete FTW)
0
#6 We like turtles
(Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU)
3
#11 Hashtag Satan
(Drew DNT, Morley, KevinKingBeahan SMC)
2
Winners Quarterfinal
#2 unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
5
#7 Oprahzilla
(Micah DAL, Katie DNT, Tommy S FTW)
0
Winners Quarterfinal
#3 Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
1
#6 We like turtles
(Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU)
5
#2 unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
4
#15 Groot Juice
(Adam G FTW, Shane, Michelle HOU)
0
#5 East Memphis Three
(ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM)
5
#12 Wookie Threesome
(Curry, Brandon DNT, Adam N HOU)
0
#8 ITF Fast Force
(DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT)
5
#9 Give us beer
(Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC)
3
13th Groot Juice
(Adam G FTW, Shane, Michelle HOU)
0
Condom Aunts
(Dylan DAL, Lindsey, Adylle HOU)
5
ITF Fast Force
(DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT)
4
9th Condom Aunts
(Dylan DAL, Lindsey, Adylle HOU)
1
Losers Bracket Final
4th Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
1
Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
2
Dead Polo Society
(Tommy B, Jeff B FTW, wade JAC)
4
13th Wookie Threesome
(Curry, Brandon DNT, Adam N HOU)
3
13th Fort D-Hole
(Matt, Jason S, Pete FTW)
1
Hashtag Satan
(Drew DNT, Morley, KevinKingBeahan SMC)
4
Losers Quarterfinal
7th Give us beer
(Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC)
1
Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
2
Losers Semifinal
5th We like turtles
(Clint, Jeff S, Omar HOU)
1
Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
2
13th The Lone Ranger(s)
(Sergio DAL, Lizzy, Juan DNT)
0
Give us beer
(Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC)
5
Losers Semifinal
5th East Memphis Three
(ig_notestine, Justin, Jason S MEM)
3
Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
4
Losers Quarterfinal
7th ITF Fast Force
(DaMiri DAL, Ryan DNT, David B SAT)
1
Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
3
Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
5
9th Hashtag Satan
(Drew DNT, Morley, KevinKingBeahan SMC)
2
Everything Is Awesome
(Greg ATX, Kayla MAD, John MOB)
5
9th Dead Polo Society
(Tommy B, Jeff B FTW, wade JAC)
0
9th Oprahzilla
(Micah DAL, Katie DNT, Tommy S FTW)
2
Give us beer
(Johnny ATX, Alvin SAT, Chris SMC)
3
Tournament Final Play-in
unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
2
3rd Purple Drank
(Andrew, Robert, Clarity ATX)
1
Tournament Final
1st Mucho United
(David T DAL, Diego, Miguel HOU)
5
2nd unintelligible
(Bobbi, Zach, Joseph ATX)
4