Captain
Jake Newborn
Milwaukee, WI
Average
Total (15 Tourneys)
Wins
Losses
Ties
Games
Goals
Against
Delta
5.5
3.5
0.7
33.8
25.5
+8.3
86
56
10
152
529
398
+131
Jul 22, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
4
4
0
8
22
16
+6
Bubblers
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5 - 0Round 1vs. hipotomous
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0 - 1Round 2vs. Oops! All Crunch Berries
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5 - 2Round 3vs. Hand stuff
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0 - 5Round 4vs. Malort PoliticsCHI
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Ambassadors
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4 - 3Winners Bracketvs. The Hardwoods
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2 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Oops! All Crunch Berries
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1 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Moon Patrol!
Aug 7, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
5
0
8
60
73
-13
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4 - 10Round 1vs. Rainbows, Sideboobs, and Ninjaballs
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20 - 4Round 2vs. Blue Skunks
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9 - 16Round 3vs. MPLS A
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7 - 11Round 4vs. Madison
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4 - 7Round 5vs. CHI CITY SHARK
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7 - 6Winners Bracketvs. Madison
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7 - 6Semi-Finalvs. CHI CITY SHARK
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2 - 13Finalvs. MPLS A
Jun 12, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
4
0
9
22
16
+6
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5 - 0Round 1vs. hot knives
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1 - 2Round 2vs. Eat It
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1 - 5Round 3vs. oysters, clams, and cuckolds
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4 - 1Round 4vs. Denim Demons
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1 - 0Round 5vs. The Wigglers
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4 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Victorious Secret
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0 - 3Winners Bracketvs. oysters, clams, and cuckolds
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Denim Demons
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1 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Canadian Pharoah
May 15, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
2
0
9
43
14
+29
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0 - 1Round 1vs. Henchmen
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11 - 0Round 2vs. Bout That Life-TBD
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6 - 0Round 3vs. Sticky Bandits
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4 - 1Round 4vs. Capitol city cyclo cillers
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6 - 4Round 5vs. Shuttle Tyderium
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. B.W.A.
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3 - 0Quarter-Finalvs. To The Pain
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4 - 1Semi-Finalvs. MAD A
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4 - 7Finalvs. Henchmen
Sep 26, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
2
0
8
91
87
+4
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13 - 10Round 1vs. New York
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8 - 7Round 2vs. Austin
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15 - 5Round 3vs. Memphis
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9 - 22Round 4vs. PortlandMOLO
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17 - 11Round 5vs. Mags' Best-Of-The-Rest
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11 - 9Winners Bracketvs. Columbus
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13 - 10Semi-Finalvs. Boston
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5 - 13Finalvs. PortlandMOLO
May 17, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
1
10
34
24
+10
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3 - 3Round 1vs. THE MAESTROS
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4 - 2Round 2vs. Whiskey Throttle
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2 - 4Round 3vs. 10k
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2 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Lexington Divided
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. hooker wigs and shit piles
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3 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Natives
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4 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Quarrymen
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4 - 2Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. 10k
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5 - 2Losers Bracket Finalvs. GIRL BEARD FRENCH DUDE
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2 - 4Tournament Final Playinvs. Whiskey Throttle
Jun 7, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
1
10
33
21
+12
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5 - 0Round 1vs. hooker wigs and s&*t piles
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4 - 2Round 2vs. Hot Yogurt
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3 - 2Round 3vs. waterwolves
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3 - 3Round 4vs. 10k
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1 - 3Round 1vs. Brigands
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4 - 3Round 2vs. 85 Bears
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4 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Butt-on-Head BrutalityMPLS
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1 - 2Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Milwaukee, Eh?
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4 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Heady Brosevelt
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4 - 5Losers Bracketvs. 85 Bears
Aug 16, 2013
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
7
0
12
34
32
+2
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5 - 1Round 1vs. Fire Truck
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2 - 4Round 2vs. Magic Toast
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2 - 3Round 3vs. the Makers Y'all
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5 - 3Round 4vs. Mas Unicorn Bacon
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4 - 5Round 5vs. The Means
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1 - 0Round 1vs. Three Bucks
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4 - 0Round 2vs. Mucho Take It Easy
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2 - 3Round 3vs. D G T
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5 - 1Round 4vs. Pup N SudsPDX
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1 - 2Round 5vs. Portland United
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2 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Mosquito
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1 - 5Losers Bracketvs. the Makers Y'all
May 5, 2013
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
2
10
31
26
+5
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4 - 1Round 1vs. Total conciousness
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4 - 4Round 2vs. Secret Handshake
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1 - 1Round 3vs. Huffin' Farts
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1 - 3Round 4vs. Pup n SudsPDX
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5 - 1Round 5vs. Fisty First Dates
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4 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Cougar bait
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Dildo Baggins
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5 - 4Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. The Stragglers
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1 - 5Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Beaver Bros
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1 - 5Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Turd Murderers
Mar 30, 2013
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
2
2
6
20
14
+6
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2 - 2Round 1vs. Business Casual
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4 - 4Round 2vs. Tree City
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0 - 1Round 3vs. Thrones
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5 - 1Round 4vs. Those Guys
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Karate Kittens
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4 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. The Makers
Nov 10, 2012
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
1
0
8
30
14
+16
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5 - 2Round 1vs. No Safe Orifice
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0 - 1Round 2vs. Tits Mageey
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4 - 3Round 3vs. Cronic Dry eyes
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Jack Hannah Presents
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2 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Spice Girls
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5 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Doc Ellis and the No No's
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Tits Mageey
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4 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Doc Ellis and the No No's
Oct 13, 2012
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
3
0
9
27
18
+9
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5 - 0Round 1vs. No Motive
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3 - 2Round 2vs. The shitty Beatles
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1 - 3Round 3vs. Dark Horse
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2 - 0Round 4vs. Sideboob
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5 - 3Round 5vs. Blue Oxen
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Inconceivable
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3 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Ditka's-Brain-In-Robot-Body
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0 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Otter Spice
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3 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Dark Horse
Aug 16, 2012
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
5
2
12
29
29
+0
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2 - 0Round 1vs. Yatagarasu
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5 - 1Round 2vs. Crazy Canucks
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0 - 5Round 3vs. Call Me Daddy
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4 - 3Round 4vs. We didnβt actually qualify
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2 - 0Round 5vs. Jean Polo Gaultier
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1 - 2Round 1vs. Cocorico
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1 - 1Round 2vs. COSMIC
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4 - 4Round 3vs. Sophie
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0 - 3Round 4vs. Edisons
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4 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Sophie
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5 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Shaft Punk
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1 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Beaver Boys
Jul 6, 2012
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
5
2
14
51
36
+15
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5 - 1Round 1vs. NAH JAM: Tournament Edition
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2 - 2Round 2vs. The Game
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3 - 3Round 3vs. le tonnerre de fer
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5 - 2Round 4vs. Sleep-poop in the Lion's Den
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4 - 5Round 1vs. Mitten Polo
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2 - 3Round 2vs. MANTHOUSAND
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Put a bird on it
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4 - 3Round 4vs. The Walsh Diaries
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3 - 5Round 5vs. Clobber Politics
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. JavierJakeJT
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3 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Guardians
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4 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Synergy
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5 - 2Losers Bracketvs. le tonnerre de fer
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1 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Portland United
Jun 2, 2012
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
4
0
11
39
30
+9
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5 - 2Round 1vs. what's it like to feel nothing
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1 - 2Round 2vs. Party.Boobs.Beer.Weed.
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5 - 2Round 3vs. the rimgrippers
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5 - 2Round 4vs. Mucho Take It Easy
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5 - 1Round 5vs. Captain Hook Dick
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2 - 5Round 6vs. The Means
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5 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Mayoral Misconduct
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1 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Teen Pink Slime
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5 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Captain Hook Dick
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5 - 4Losers Bracketvs. jorts
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0 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Teen Pink Slime
May 19, 2012
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
3
0
11
41
28
+13
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5 - 0Round 1vs. Fort Waste
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3 - 2Round 2vs. Border State Bullies
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1 - 5Round 3vs. Beaver Boys
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3 - 1Round 4vs. Unicorn Blood Transfusion
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5 - 0Round 5vs. Mission from God
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5 - 2Winners Bracketvs. Straight Edge
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5 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Mitten Polo
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2 - 3Winners Bracketvs. Iron Badgers
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4 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Bourbonic Politics
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4 - 3Losers Bracketvs. Fluffy Ducks
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4 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Iron Badgers
May 21, 2011
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
2
0
5
13
7
+6
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4 - 1Round 1vs. Arborcide
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1 - 2Round 2vs. Bluegrass Blazers
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3 - 1Round 3vs. Rustbelt
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4 - 1Round 4vs. Ball Slappin' and Booty Clappin'
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1 - 2Round 5vs. Ponchovilla