NervousJohn
John Nielsen
Mobile, AL
Average
Total (12 Tourneys)
Wins
Losses
Ties
Games
Goals
Against
Delta
3.8
3.9
0.4
19.6
20.2
-0.6
50
51
5
106
261
258
+3
Aug 25, 2017
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
4
0
9
26
16
+10
Brappppp Pit and the Lazers
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0 - 2Round 1vs. Flat Earthers From Outerspace WeedARBIND
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5 - 3Round 2vs. Math Is Brewing
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1 - 4Round 3vs. Rodents of Unusual Size
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5 - 0Round 4vs. AXNJXN
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5 - 0Round 5vs. Old Ballz and Fresh Dix
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4 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Unkle ForkerCPG
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2 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Flyboyz
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4 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Infinite High Speed Violent Momentum
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0 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Counting Sheryl Crows
Apr 28, 2017
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
3
0
6
16
38
-22
The Fifths
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5 - 2Round 1vs. Swamp and Circumstance
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0 - 13Round 2vs. Sea Cowabunga
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1 - 8Round 3vs. Puttin on the Gritz
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1 - 0Round 4vs. Instant Mix
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5 - 4Round 5vs. Gainesville All-Stars
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4 - 11Quarter-Finalvs. Puttin on the Gritz
Feb 10, 2017
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
6
4
0
10
35
20
+15
Whiff Quota
PGH
MOLO
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5 - 1Round 1vs. A.S.S
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3 - 1Round 2vs. Boi bai
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4 - 0Round 3vs. Bikini Raiders
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4 - 5Round 4vs. Bubble Butthoused
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1 - 3Round 5vs. Texas Trill
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Scuba Catz
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5 - 1Winners Bracketvs. Champagne Sunshine
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2 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. too longMADCIN
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5 - 2Losers Bracketvs. La Macacoa
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1 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Boi bai
Jan 15, 2016
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
2
1
6
16
9
+7
Fuck Money
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3 - 3Round 1vs. I just wanna rock N Roll man
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5 - 0Round 2vs. Skrilla La chinchilla
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Lil Cupple Puffs and the Jurly Boys
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0 - 2Round 4vs. C.R.E.A.M.
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1 - 4Round 5vs. save dat money
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2 - 0Round 6vs. Instant Mix
Aug 28, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
3
2
10
26
13
+13
No need for a name
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5 - 0Round 1vs. AXNJXN
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2 - 2Round 2vs. Lefties Army
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1 - 1Round 3vs. Great Googly-Moogly
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4 - 0Round 4vs. F'n Shooter McGavin
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1 - 5Round 5vs. Cheese Dicks
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2 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Hollow Points
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1 - 3Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Texas Trill
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5 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Lefties Army
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Something Columbia
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0 - 1Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Great Googly-Moogly
Jun 12, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
4
0
11
28
14
+14
Pussy Punch
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3 - 0Round 1vs. Team Name For What
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1 - 2Round 2vs. Rowdy Ruff Boys
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3 - 0Round 3vs. Jello Sharts *he was in the air*
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2 - 3Round 4vs. Los Cuatreros Unidos
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3 - 1Round 5vs. Nos gusta tortugas
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2 - 0Winners Bracketvs. WARBOYS
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1 - 2Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. Max Madness
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Nos gusta tortugas
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4 - 2Losers Bracketvs. San Felipe
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3 - 2Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Hit 'Em HighMKEATX
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1 - 2Losers Bracket Finalvs. Rowdy Ruff Boys
Jun 26, 2015
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
4
1
10
25
17
+8
David Passlehoff
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2 - 3Round 1vs. HaDookie
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5 - 0Round 2vs. Saturday Night Beaver 2: The Beaver Strikes Back
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2 - 1Round 3vs. Resistance is futile!
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2 - 2Round 4vs. Mucho Bail Out
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2 - 3Round 5vs. POLO ALLL THE TIMEE
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Skins
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2 - 1Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. POLO ALLL THE TIMEE
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2 - 0Winners Bracket Semi-Finalvs. Resistance is futile!
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2 - 3Winners Bracket Finalvs. Mucho Bail Out
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1 - 4Tournament Final Playinvs. HaDookie
Feb 21, 2015
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
2
4
0
6
17
22
-5
Crazy liquor cheeseburger party
MOLO
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3 - 5Round 1vs. Les Femmes des Crem
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5 - 0Round 2vs. No 'x' in Nixon
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4 - 2Round 3vs. Oakland FadersOAK
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3 - 5Round 4vs. La Onda
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2 - 5Round 5vs. The Dandy WackersSFDAV
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0 - 5Winners Bracketvs. Les Femmes des Crem
Nov 9, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
3
1
7
85
89
-4
h*cklersalley.com
MOLO
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10 - 13Round 1vs. S*ck it Drew Kinney
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15 - 13Round 2vs. Esk*mo Bros
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15 - 10Round 3vs. 3 Day An*l Shoot
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11 - 11Round 4vs. S*ck it Drew Kinney
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15 - 12Round 5vs. Esk*mo Bros
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11 - 13Round 6vs. 3 Day An*l Shoot
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8 - 17Semi-Finalvs. 3 Day An*l Shoot
Sep 26, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
8
0
0
8
159
58
+101
Portland
MOLO
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18 - 8Round 1vs. Mags' Best-Of-The-Rest
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27 - 7Round 2vs. Memphis
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17 - 8Round 3vs. New York
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22 - 9Round 4vs. Milwaukee
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17 - 5Round 5vs. Austin
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27 - 8Winners Bracketvs. Toronto
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18 - 8Semi-Finalvs. Lexington
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13 - 5Finalvs. Milwaukee
Aug 29, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
7
3
1
11
29
19
+10
Everything Is Awesome
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4 - 1Round 1vs. Hashtag SatanSMCDNT
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2 - 2Round 2vs. Mucho United
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0 - 5Round 3vs. Purple Drank
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2 - 1Round 4vs. Give us beer
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5 - 1Round 5vs. ITF Fast Force
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5 - 0Winners Bracketvs. Fort D-Hole
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1 - 5Winners Bracket Quarter-Finalvs. We like turtles
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5 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Dead Polo Society
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2 - 1Losers Bracketvs. Give us beer
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2 - 1Losers Bracket Semi-Finalvs. We like turtles
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1 - 2Losers Bracket Finalvs. Purple Drank
Jun 21, 2014
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
5
0
8
24
24
+0
Nipple Scalpers
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2 - 5Round 1vs. Apple Bottom Jeans
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3 - 4Round 2vs. Pedal Junkies
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5 - 0Round 3vs. Captain Crunchers
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1 - 5Round 4vs. Pass Agressive
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4 - 0Round 5vs. Our couch pulls out but we dont
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2 - 4Winners Bracketvs. DC Drone StrikePDX
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5 - 2Losers Bracketvs. Captain Crunchers
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2 - 4Losers Bracketvs. Treasure TrollsPDXSEA
May 24, 2014
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
1
6
0
7
8
24
-16
Team Schwing
MOLO
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0 - 5Round 1vs. The Cucumbers
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2 - 4Round 2vs. The Liberators
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0 - 5Round 3vs. The Cold Shoulders
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3 - 1Round 4vs. TMI///FYI
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2 - 5Round 5vs. Mourning WoodVAN
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0 - 2Winners Bracketvs. SweetheartsSEA
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1 - 2Losers Bracketvs. The Cold Shoulders
Oct 1, 2013
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
5
5
1
11
99
92
+7
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9 - 9Round 1vs. Get Fixt
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10 - 3Round 2vs. Purple Jets
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12 - 11Round 3vs. Backyardians
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6 - 11Round 4vs. Get Fixt
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6 - 7Round 5vs. Purple Jets
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15 - 7Round 6vs. Backyardians
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10 - 14Round 7vs. Purple Jets
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6 - 8Round 8vs. Backyardians
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8 - 9Round 9vs. Get Fixt
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11 - 8Semi-Finalvs. Get Fixt
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6 - 5Finalvs. Purple Jets
Jun 15, 2013
W
L
T
Gm
G
A
π
3
4
0
7
11
20
-9
W.I.F.F.
DC
MOLO
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2 - 5Round 1vs. Broken Bones
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3 - 1Round 2vs. Greased Lightning
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2 - 0Round 3vs. Endo The World
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0 - 5Round 4vs. Ribbits
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1 - 4Winners Bracketvs. Olli and the Mobtowners
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1 - 0Losers Bracketvs. Minoriteam
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2 - 5Losers Bracketvs. Wombo Combo
Oct 13, 2012
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L
T
Gm
G
A
π
0
5
0
5
0
22
-22