Alyssa Johnes

STL Bike Polo (STL)

Tourneys Wins Losses Ties Goals Goal Diff

11 29 49 4 210 -108

Tournaments

9th at HALLOWMEME V

5-3-0 16/20

Hosted by Grand Rapids Bike Polo · 2018

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Harry Thotter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Roster

Brian CIN Alyssa Johnes STL Louis Marzorati GRR

Swiss

vs power puff puff pass · R1 3-2 W

Spencer CMB , Mike DET , Colleen LAN

vs Dorkey · R2 1-8 L

Jonathan , Mark CHI , Robert GRR

vs 🥀 Spaceweed Mountain ⛰ · R3 2-1 W

James , Keizzy ARB , Chris CHI

vs obstruction · R4 1-0 W

Tyler , Joe , Grace KATO

Bracket

vs Emotional Rollercoaster that is my Life · W2 1-4 L

Matt CHI , Patricia , Niko TOR

vs Santa's Little Helpers · L2 3-0 W

Bobbie CHI , Natalie CIN , Spruce MKE

vs SUP BRAH · L3 3-2 W

Dennis CLE , Jackson DET , James GRR

vs ZZ Topple · L4 2-3 L

AJ , Chris CIN , Matt CLE

9th at Slaydy Hawkins 2018

4-2-3 17/10

Hosted by Indianapolis Bike Polo · 2018

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Butterfly Meme Dream

Roster

Alyssa Johnes STL Nick Nacrelli IND Jose Travez IND

Swiss

vs Lu-slay Ball · R1 2-2 T

Roxanne ATL , Cristos BOS

vs Dope on a rope · R2 2-0 W

Carmen , Troy , Brock WLA

vs Hardweeds 🐵 · R3 0-0 T

Keizzy , James ARB , Seth WAU

vs something about butts · R4 2-2 T

Matt CLE , Kelly MKE , Joseph SFO

vs pawnee goddesses · R5 2-1 W

Funlola , Cara MEM , Nick MSP

Bracket

vs The Calgary Stampede Threesome · W2 0-2 L

Yasmada LEX , Chad MSP , Jessica YYC

vs DIANEWICH · L2 5-0 W

Hersh DEC

vs Budlight Lime Babes · L3 3-0 W

Julia , Robert , David GRR

vs Gitter Free · L4 1-3 L

Jonathan ANC , Greg ATX , Megan IND

GRBPs After School Special

5-3-1 53/44

Hosted by Grand Rapids Bike Polo · 2018

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Polotariat

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Colleen Synk LAN Benjamin Keller CMB Jackson Robar DET Alyssa Johnes STL Louis Marzorati GRR

Swiss

vs Fresh Meat · R1 8-3 W

Dennis , George , Ryan , Adrian CLE , Jerrod GRR

vs well, this is awkward · R2 2-5 L

Brian CIN , Robert , Morgan , Sophie GRR , David LAN

vs The name of the team is coming later · R3 1-7 L

AJ , Stanislav CIN , Matt CLE , Betsy , Jose IND

vs You butt-chya · R4 8-8 T

jenny , Jeff , Avery , David GRR

vs Los Polos Hermanos · R5 12-9 W

Ryan , Allison , Ryan , Matthew GRR

Bracket

vs OPE! · WQ 9-0 W

Andrew , Mike DET , John LAX , Soundz NYC , Seema WLA , Karl ~~~

vs well, this is awkward · WS 6-4 W

Brian CIN , Robert , Morgan , Sophie GRR , David LAN

vs The name of the team is coming later · WF 1-7 L

AJ , Stanislav CIN , Matt CLE , Betsy , Jose IND

vs well, this is awkward · TFP 6-1 W

Brian CIN , Robert , Morgan , Sophie GRR , David LAN

5th at Dames III

5-4-0 47/29

Hosted by Twin Cities Bike Polo · 2018

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Roster

Jackie Mautner PDX Alex Ciancimino SEA Alyssa Johnes STL Dev Pedacito ANC Tasha PDX

Group A

vs Joan of Snark · R1 0-6 L

Jenny DAV , Sam OAK , Jessi , Suzy SEA , Jacki SFO

vs Instant Mix · R2 7-0 W

vs Blouses · R3 10-0 W

Shonie AVL , Julia GRR , Emily IND , Clara NYC , Carmen , Seema WLA

vs The Breakfast Club · R4 9-1 W

Allison AVL , Ilene CIN , Alex KATO , Keara , calah MSP

vs Mountain · R5 2-4 L

Dani AVL , Funlola MEM , Shelley NYC , Badnews SEA , Eryn SLC

Bracket

vs Thot Dish · WQ 0-7 L

elese CIN , Kayla MAD , Bernadette PDX , Melanie RDU , Meghan SEA

vs is this thing on? · L2 14-0 W

Manuela GAI , Sharee , dana , Amanda KATO , Whitney WPG

vs Scoregasm · LQ 4-3 W

Joselle RDU , Nikki SEA , Anne STL , Nicky VAN , Jessica YYC

vs Thot Dish · LS 1-8 L

elese CIN , Kayla MAD , Bernadette PDX , Melanie RDU , Meghan SEA

Heartland Qualifier 2018

1-4-0 11/48

Hosted by Memphis Bike Polo · 2018

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Saint Lunatics

Roster

Alyssa Johnes STL Jonathan MacDonald LIT Matt Brewer FAY Brett Arnold STL Amber Gann STL Anne Linders STL

Afternoon

vs Bass Pro Sharks · R1 2-14 L

Jonathan ANC , Johnathon COMO , Brett , Cara MEM , Gibson SLC

vs DROP BEARS · R2 1-10 L

Matt CLE , Kalei DEC , Nick IND , Yasmada , jackie LEX

vs Instant Mix · R3 1-0 W

vs Wow, Owen Wilson, Wow · R4 7-10 L

Landon , Michael , Brian , The MEM , Karl WLA

vs Mercenary Farce · R5 0-14 L

Diego HOU , Tiffany LEX , Graham MEM , Sergio MIA , Charlie STL

25th at Ladies Army 9

0-7-0 2/29

Hosted by Grand Rapids Bike Polo · 2017

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Ratchelorette Party

Roster

Tori HOU Julia Mae Clark ORL Alyssa Johnes STL

PM Group

vs bomb quads · R1 0-5 L

elese CIN , Melanie RDU , Jackie VAN

vs Feline Fire · R2 0-3 L

Joselle RDU , Anne STL , Jessica YYC

vs Baby Cakes · R3 0-5 L

Ilene CIN , KCJ JAX , Frances RDU

vs Cliterally · R4 0-1 L

Keizzy ARB , Nikki , Colleen LAN

vs goth brooks · R5 1-5 L

kimberly ATX , liz DEN , Krista PDX

Bracket

vs Equestranauts · W1 0-5 L

Louise CIN , Betsy IND , Eryn SLC

vs Righty tighty, lefty loosy · L1 1-5 L

Katie , Joanna ABQ , Eva LAX

9th at South in Yo Mouth IV

5-4-0 26/16

Hosted by Memphis Bike Polo · 2017

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Brappppp Pit and the Lazers

Roster

Johnathon McDowell COMO John Nielsen MOB Alyssa Johnes STL

Morning

vs Flat Earthers From Outerspace Weed · R1 0-2 L

James ARB , Paul , Nick IND

vs Math Is Brewing · R2 5-3 W

Kelsey CHOO , Matt FAY , Joshua MHK

vs Rodents of Unusual Size · R3 1-4 L

Natalie CIN , Matt CLE , Ryan CMB

vs AXNJXN · R4 5-0 W

Wade , Linden JAC , tbd ~~~

vs Old Ballz and Fresh Dix · R5 5-0 W

Parker , Kane , Patrick CAPE

Bracket

vs Unkle Forker · W1 4-0 W

Ashley , Zach , Kyle CAPE

vs Flyboyz · W2 2-4 L

Kaleb CMB , Bruce SFO , Seth WAU

vs Infinite High Speed Violent Momentum · L3 4-2 W

Michael , Brian , The MEM

vs Counting Sheryl Crows · L4 0-1 L

Adam ATX , Tomohiko CHI , Funlola MEM

13th at Windy City Classic "A Robert Glatfelter & Joe Harris Memoriam"

1-6-0 16/46

Hosted by Chicago Bike Polo · 2017

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polo abdul

Roster

Bernadette PDX Gillian Wu CHI Stacy Dahl MKE Grace Jordan MSP Alyssa Johnes STL

Morning

vs TBD · R1 0-7 L

Johnathon COMO , Hersh , Kalei DEC , chu MEM

vs Ryan and the Coattails · R2 7-5 W

Alan , Ryan , Matthew , Ryan GRR , Jonathan LIT

vs Squircle Jerk · R3 0-7 L

Mark , Chris , Tomohiko , Ryan CHI , Thomas IND

vs fck sht up · R4 4-8 L

Kaleb CMB , Christopher SEA , Arnold SLC , Andrea SSK , Patricia TOR

vs Drink the Ball · R5 4-7 L

Rob , Matt , Clinton CHI , Graham MEM , Thanh MKE

Bracket

vs Squircle Jerk · W1 0-7 L

Mark , Chris , Tomohiko , Ryan CHI , Thomas IND

vs Rad Omen · L1 1-5 L

Matt CLE , Ryan CMB , Kayla MAD , Hassan , Hunter MKE

9th at Summer Solstice Slam IV

1-6-0 9/28

Hosted by Little Rock Bike Polo · 2017

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3DumbBlondes

Roster

Ashley Toombs CAPE Alyssa Johnes STL Collin Taplin STL

Afternoon

vs Taters Precious · R1 0-5 L

Richard LIT , Landon , Brian MEM

vs Fictional Meat · R2 3-5 L

Jared , Jonathan LIT , The MEM

vs InstaMix! · R3 5-0 W

tbd ~~~

vs Tiny Monster Trucks · R4 0-5 L

Justin , Mark CAPE , Pierce STL

vs DILLIGAF · R5 0-5 L

Cara , chu MEM , David SAT

Bracket

vs Tiny Monster Trucks · W1 0-5 L

Justin , Mark CAPE , Pierce STL

vs Air bud bikes back · L2 1-3 L

Han BOI , Kelsey , Elbro CHOO

Flat pedal special

1-4-0 11/19

Hosted by Lexington Bike Polo · 2017

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The church of the holiest hole of butts (‿ˠ‿)

Roster

Alyssa Johnes STL Micah MSP Todd Cole MSP

Swiss

vs Dave's no angel and he ain't changing back anytime soon. · R1 1-2 L

Keizzy , James ARB , David LAN

vs Did I even poop man? · R2 1-9 L

Alan CIN , Tiffany , jackie LEX

vs Flat (poop) or get off the pot, face it, who really even knows what this means? · R3 2-4 L

Cincinnati CIN , Chad , Keara MSP , tbd ~~~

vs Instant Mix · R4 5-0 W

vs shuffle butter butt in the butt butt butt more butter more cream on top of the cream butter butt cream. · R5 2-4 L

Zakaria AVL , Brian CIN , drew LEX

25th at South in Yo Mouth 3

1-6-0 2/29

Hosted by Memphis Bike Polo · 2016

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Golden Girls

Roster

Alyssa Johnes STL Kelsey Mathis CHOO Spencer MEM

Afternoon

vs Supa dupa fly · R1 0-5 L

Chris CIN , Alvin SAT , Emma SEA

vs Crunk Bubba Ho-Tep · R2 0-5 L

Scott ATL , Autumn SAC , Evon SAT

vs Instant Mix #2 · R3 1-0 W

vs Oh The Huge Manatee · R4 0-4 L

Kyle , Joe , Jonathan LIT

vs Trollolololol · R5 0-5 L

Roxanne ATL , omar HOU , Michael MEM

Bracket

vs Bayou Boyz · W1 0-5 L

Mark , Justin CAPE , Johnathon COMO

vs pizza rat · L1 1-5 L

Kit , Holden CHOO

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lupus jaundice GRR 2 tourneys

HALLOWMEME V

Harry Thotter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Brian CIN , Louis GRR , Alyssa STL

GRBPs After School Special

Polotariat

Benjamin CMB , Jackson DET , Louis GRR , Colleen LAN , Alyssa STL

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