NervousJohn

John Nielsen

Mobile Bike Polo (MOB)

Tourneys Wins Losses Ties Goals Goal Diff

13 55 49 4 404 +97

Tournaments

9th at South in Yo Mouth IV

5-4-0 26/16

Hosted by Memphis Bike Polo · 2017

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Brappppp Pit and the Lazers

Roster

Johnathon McDowell COMO John Nielsen MOB Alyssa Johnes STL

Morning

vs Flat Earthers From Outerspace Weed · R1 0-2 L

James ARB , Paul , Nick IND

vs Math Is Brewing · R2 5-3 W

Kelsey CHOO , Matt FAY , Joshua MHK

vs Rodents of Unusual Size · R3 1-4 L

Natalie CIN , Matt CLE , Ryan CMB

vs AXNJXN · R4 5-0 W

Wade , Linden JAC , tbd ~~~

vs Old Ballz and Fresh Dix · R5 5-0 W

Parker , Kane , Patrick CAPE

Bracket

vs Unkle Forker · W1 4-0 W

Ashley , Zach , Kyle CAPE

vs Flyboyz · W2 2-4 L

Kaleb CMB , Bruce SFO , Seth WAU

vs Infinite High Speed Violent Momentum · L3 4-2 W

Michael , Brian , The MEM

vs Counting Sheryl Crows · L4 0-1 L

Adam ATX , Tomohiko CHI , Funlola MEM

5th at 2017 Sweet Tea Regional Qualifier

3-3-0 16/38

Hosted by Tallahassee Bike Polo · 2017

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The Fifths

Roster

Frazer Mayson PEN John Nielsen MOB Pete Mitchell FTW Toby Chu LIT Mikey Anderson COR

Morning

vs Swamp and Circumstance · R1 5-2 W

Adrian , Michelle , Tom GAI , Chris , K TAL

vs Sea Cowabunga · R2 0-13 L

Bob LAX , Christopher , Alison PIT , Kyle , Jimmy TAL

vs Puttin on the Gritz · R3 1-8 L

Stuart , Joel , Salem AVL , KCJ JAX , Melanie RDU

vs Instant Mix · R4 1-0 W

vs Gainesville All-Stars · R5 5-4 W

david FTM , Dylan , Wesley , Corey GAI , Chris TAM

Bracket

vs Puttin on the Gritz · Q 4-11 L

Stuart , Joel , Salem AVL , KCJ JAX , Melanie RDU

7th at TropiClassic Full Moon Coed

6-4-0 35/20

Hosted by San Juan Bike Polo · 2017

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Whiff Quota

Roster

Alison Mabee PIT Christopher Hill PIT John Nielsen MOB

Afternoon

vs A.S.S · R1 5-1 W

Nick ATX , Matt SEA , Marielys SJU

vs Boi bai · R2 3-1 W

Miguel , Clarity ATX , Emma SEA

vs Bikini Raiders · R3 4-0 W

Jonathan CHI , Ilene CIN , Matt CLE

vs Bubble Butthoused · R4 4-5 L

Drew PDX , Andrew SFO , Dasha VAN

vs Texas Trill · R5 1-3 L

Andrew ATX , Diego HOU , Bernadette PDX

Bracket

vs Scuba Catz · W1 5-0 W

Megan BLM , Kevin CHI , Alen SFO

vs Champagne Sunshine · W2 5-1 W

Justin MEM , Sabrina MIA , Mike TAM

vs too long · WQ 2-5 L

Chris CIN , Kayla , Tony MAD

vs La Macacoa · L4 5-2 W

Ivonne , Gandul , Jan SJU

vs Boi bai · LQ 1-2 L

Miguel , Clarity ATX , Emma SEA

5th at South In Your Mouth II

5-3-2 26/13

Hosted by Memphis Bike Polo · 2015

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No need for a name

Roster

Kayla Story MAD John Nielsen MOB Max Cook GAI

Afternoon - 2PM

vs AXNJXN · R1 5-0 W

Wade , Linden JAC , Aaron JAX

vs Lefties Army · R2 2-2 T

Adam , kimberly ATX , Danny TAL

vs Great Googly-Moogly · R3 1-1 T

Miguel ATX , Chris CIN , Yasmada LEX

vs F'n Shooter McGavin · R4 4-0 W

The , Kermit , Rocky MEM

vs Cheese Dicks · R5 1-5 L

Porch , Ben LEX , Christopher SEA

Bracket

vs Hollow Points · W2 2-0 W

todd DEN , Justin MEM , justin MOB

vs Texas Trill · WQ 1-3 L

Andrew ATX , Diego HOU , Matt LEX

vs Lefties Army · L4 5-1 W

Adam , kimberly ATX , Danny TAL

vs Something Columbia · LQ 5-0 W

Johnathon , Kelli , Nic COMO

vs Great Googly-Moogly · LS 0-1 L

Miguel ATX , Chris CIN , Yasmada LEX

3rd at Polo at the Beach IV

5-4-1 25/17

Hosted by San Antonio Bike Polo · 2015

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David Passlehoff

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Matt Bailey LEX David Miller ATX

Morning

vs HaDookie · R1 2-3 L

Robert , Andrew ATX , Michelle HOU

vs Saturday Night Beaver 2: The Beaver Strikes Back · R2 5-0 W

Nate DAL , Brandon , Mari DNT

vs Resistance is futile! · R3 2-1 W

Jerod ATX , Zack BTV , David SAT

vs Mucho Bail Out · R4 2-2 T

Greg ATX , Diego HOU , Kayla MAD

vs POLO ALLL THE TIMEE · R5 2-3 L

omar HOU , Alvin SAT , KevinKingBeahan SMC

Bracket

vs Skins · W1 5-0 W

Tommy , Pete FTW , Evon SAT

vs POLO ALLL THE TIMEE · WQ 2-1 W

omar HOU , Alvin SAT , KevinKingBeahan SMC

vs Resistance is futile! · WS 2-0 W

Jerod ATX , Zack BTV , David SAT

vs Mucho Bail Out · WF 2-3 L

Greg ATX , Diego HOU , Kayla MAD

vs HaDookie · TFP 1-4 L

Robert , Andrew ATX , Michelle HOU

4th at South Central NAH Qualifier Tournament

7-4-0 28/14

Hosted by Austin Bike Polo Social Club · 2015

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Pussy Punch

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Bobbi Rogers ATX Kayla Story MAD

Morning

vs Team Name For What · R1 3-0 W

Johnny ATX , David SAT , KevinKingBeahan SMC

vs Rowdy Ruff Boys · R2 1-2 L

Graham , Andy , Landon MEM

vs Jello Sharts *he was in the air* · R3 3-0 W

Kristina ATX , Michelle HOU , chu MEM

vs Los Cuatreros Unidos · R4 2-3 L

Robert , Miguel , Andrew ATX

vs Nos gusta tortugas · R5 3-1 W

Clint , Jeff , omar HOU

Bracket

vs WARBOYS · W2 2-0 W

Alekos HOU , joe , Claudio SAT

vs Max Madness · WQ 1-2 L

Ryan DNT , Matt LEX , Oleha VAN

vs Nos gusta tortugas · L4 5-0 W

Clint , Jeff , omar HOU

vs San Felipe · LQ 4-2 W

Gray ATX , Alvin , Fern SAT

vs Hit 'Em High · LS 3-2 W

Jerod , David ATX , Chris MKE

vs Rowdy Ruff Boys · LF 1-2 L

Graham , Andy , Landon MEM

9th at Slayer Royale (Shark Park Cage Rage)

2-4-0 17/22

Hosted by San Jose Bike Polo · 2015

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Crazy liquor cheeseburger party

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Mikey Anderson COR Micah COR

Swiss

vs Les Femmes des Crem · R1 3-5 L

Sam OAK , Jillian SCR , Jacki SFO

vs No 'x' in Nixon · R2 5-0 W

david , Eric LAX , Kenneth PUW

vs Oakland Faders · R3 4-2 W

Sean , Sterling , Jose OAK

vs La Onda · R4 3-5 L

Sean , Rogelio , Angel SAL

vs The Dandy Wackers · R5 2-5 L

Able , Robert DAV , Jennifer SFO

Bracket

vs Les Femmes des Crem · 2 0-5 L

Sam OAK , Jillian SCR , Jacki SFO

1st at 2014 NAH Bench

8-0-0 159/58

Hosted by Lexington Bike Polo · 2014

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Portland

Roster

Pete Abram PDX Aaron Hand PDX Eric Crandall PDX Drew Thomas PDX Michael Fletcher PDX Dana Gordon PDX John Nielsen MOB John Lopez PDX

Group A

vs Mags' Best-Of-The-Rest · R1 18-8 W

Zachary BLM , Nic COMO , Matt LCS , Tony MAD , Nico PIT , Bruce SFO , Brian WLD

vs Memphis · R2 27-7 W

Adam , kimberly ATX , Andy , Bradley , Cara , chu , Graham , Jason , Justin MEM

vs New York · R3 17-8 W

Ben DAV , Nate , Zach , Rob , Shelley , Chombo! , Quinlan NYC , Mack ~~~

vs Milwaukee · R4 22-9 W

Jake , Matt , Thanh , Guthrie , Jordan , Ben , Chris , Tom , Zack , chad MKE

vs Austin · R5 17-5 W

Miguel , Robert , Bobbi , Andrew , Clarity , Greg ATX , Israel GDL , Matt LEX , Kayla MAD

Bracket

vs Toronto · Q 27-8 W

Adam PHL , Aaron , Justin , John , Nick , Meg TOR

vs Lexington · S 18-8 W

Tiffany , Quinn , James , Eric , Porch , Willy , Katie , Ben LEX , Drew LOU , Sergio MIA , Christopher SEA

vs Milwaukee · F 13-5 W

Jake , Matt , Thanh , Guthrie , Jordan , Ben , Chris , Tom , Zack , chad MKE

4th at Hell on the Hardcourt IV

7-3-1 29/19

Hosted by Denton Bike Polo · 2014

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Everything Is Awesome

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Greg Valentine ATX Kayla Story MAD

Swiss

vs Hashtag Satan · R1 4-1 W

Drew DNT , Morley , KevinKingBeahan SMC

vs Mucho United · R2 2-2 T

David DAL , Diego , Miguel HOU

vs Purple Drank · R3 0-5 L

Andrew , Robert , Clarity ATX

vs Give us beer · R4 2-1 W

Johnny ATX , Alvin SAT , Chris SMC

vs ITF Fast Force · R5 5-1 W

DaMiri DAL , Ryan DNT , David SAT

Bracket

vs Fort D-Hole · W1 5-0 W

Matt , Jason , Pete FTW

vs We like turtles · WQ 1-5 L

Clint , Jeff , omar HOU

vs Dead Polo Society · L2 5-0 W

Tommy , Jeff FTW , Wade JAC

vs Give us beer · LQ 2-1 W

Johnny ATX , Alvin SAT , Chris SMC

vs We like turtles · LS 2-1 W

Clint , Jeff , omar HOU

vs Purple Drank · LF 1-2 L

Andrew , Robert , Clarity ATX

9th at Polo Trolls Tournament

3-5-0 24/24

Hosted by Eugene Bike Polo · 2014

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Nipple Scalpers

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Lucas EUG Russell Kwong PDX

Swiss

vs Apple Bottom Jeans · R1 2-5 L

Ben , kouyo , JT SEA

vs Pedal Junkies · R2 3-4 L

Tea , Jonn FAT , Joe SAC

vs Captain Crunchers · R3 5-0 W

Micah , Captain COR , Gritz EUG

vs Pass Agressive · R4 1-5 L

Vince , Mick , Dana PDX

vs Our couch pulls out but we dont · R5 4-0 W

Jacob ASH , Anthony COR , Erik PDX

Bracket

vs DC Drone Strike · W1 2-4 L

Mark , Jason EUG , Jordan PDX

vs Captain Crunchers · L1 5-2 W

Micah , Captain COR , Gritz EUG

vs Treasure Trolls · L2 2-4 L

Michael , Drew PDX , Danielle SEA

17th at 2014 NAH Cascadia Qualifier

1-6-0 8/24

Hosted by Seattle Bike Polo · 2014

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Team Schwing

Roster

whilly PDX John Nielsen MOB Russell Kwong PDX

Afternoon

vs The Cucumbers · R1 0-5 L

scooter , Sterling , jake SEA

vs The Liberators · R2 2-4 L

Dana , Timtim , John PDX

vs The Cold Shoulders · R3 0-5 L

Medic SEA , Mark , Shannon VAN

vs TMI///FYI · R4 3-1 W

Danielle , Jake , Alex SEA

vs Mourning Wood · R5 2-5 L

Michael , Camilo , Tom VAN

Bracket

vs Sweethearts · W1 0-2 L

Maxxx , Leon , tony SEA

vs The Cold Shoulders · L2 1-2 L

Medic SEA , Mark , Shannon VAN

13th at 2013 Southeast Regional Qualifier

3-4-0 11/20

Hosted by Athens Bike Polo · 2013

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W.I.F.F.

Roster

John Nielsen MOB Graham Downey DC Allison Roberts MOB

Afternoon

vs Broken Bones · R1 2-5 L

Adam ATX , Brett , Graham MEM

vs Greased Lightning · R2 3-1 W

Akwetee , Dustin , john ATL

vs Endo The World · R3 2-0 W

Melanie , John RDU , Michelle SFO

vs Ribbits · R4 0-5 L

Jacob FTM , Tiffany LEX , Sergio MIA

Bracket

vs Olli and the Mobtowners · W1 1-4 L

Bernard BOR , Oliver JAX , Chris MOB

vs Minoriteam · L2 1-0 W

k FTL , Jonathan , Alix ORL

vs Wombo Combo · L3 2-5 L

JJ , Andy JAX , Brandon MOB

17th at Camp Hickasabogue

0-5-0 0/22

Hosted by Mobile Bike Polo · 2012

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Action JXN

Roster

Linden Potts JAC John Nielsen MOB Wade Thompson JAC

Morning

vs We'll See · R1 0-5 L

justin , Kevin , . MOB

vs TBD · R2 0-5 L

vs JXN POLOX · R3 0-2 L

Graham DC , Jeff , Liz JAC

Bracket

vs Smoked Mallet · W1 0-5 L

Travis GAI , Justin TAL

vs shock and awe · L2 0-5 L

Jimmy , Danny TAL

Shuffles

7th at Royal Rumble 2

5-5-0 16/15

Hosted by Portland Bike Polo · 2015

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Round 1

w/ Dabby PDX , Maxxx SEA vs Sam OAK , Jordan PDX , scooter SEA 2-3 L

Round 2

w/ Tea FAT , Jacob ~~~ vs Dana PDX , Dustin SEA , Jason VAN 1-3 L

Round 3

w/ Sarah PDX , Emily VAN vs Drew PDX , Dustin , Jessi SEA 1-2 L

Round 4

w/ Dave PDX , Dustin SEA vs Captain COR , Michael PDX , Shannon VAN 2-0 W

17th at Royal Rumble

3-3-1 15/11

Hosted by Portland Bike Polo · 2014

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Round 1

w/ Sasha , Jonathan PDX vs Daver PDX , Jessi SEA , Jesse VAN 1-1 T

Round 2

w/ Drew PDX , Jackie VAN vs paul SEA , Marco SFO , Dasha VAN 5-1 W

Round 3

w/ Sasha PDX , Spencer SEA vs Dana , Aaron PDX , Christian SEA 0-2 L

Round 4

w/ Brian PDX , Sterling SEA vs Cristos BOS , Teresa , kayla PDX 3-1 W

Frequent Teammates

Kaylasagne MAD 3 tourneys

South In Your Mouth II

No need for a name

Max GAI , Kayla MAD , John MOB

South Central NAH Qualifier Tournament

Pussy Punch

Bobbi ATX , Kayla MAD , John MOB

Hell on the Hardcourt IV

Everything Is Awesome

Greg ATX , Kayla MAD , John MOB

Mikey Anderson COR 2 tourneys

2017 Sweet Tea Regional Qualifier

The Fifths

Mikey COR , Pete FTW , Toby LIT , John MOB , Frazer PEN

Slayer Royale (Shark Park Cage Rage)

Crazy liquor cheeseburger party

Mikey , Micah COR , John MOB

Blaze PDX 2 tourneys

Polo Trolls Tournament

Nipple Scalpers

Lucas EUG , John MOB , Russell PDX

2014 NAH Cascadia Qualifier

Team Schwing

John MOB , whilly , Russell PDX

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